Sudde diarrhoea moment while driving.

Okay, what can I do? I had this kind of things so many times! You can hold it…

Next traffic light, I bailed, got to take a secondary road and took a shit in the shade of a fig tree.

A little reprise, surprisingly much more tidier than before! It curled just like brown hair

Not even close to dull crap.

Winy

Perhaps the first normal shit in a long while, 3-inch long stool, puffy, light brown, sturdy. Healty.

During the last three weeks I’ve been drinking and eating like quite too much.

I mean. Waaay too much.

I’ve just lost two kilos of liquid shit now

Guess what, red wine pizza gin tonic beer, a very good recipe if one wants to take the shit of their life!

Sweating like no tomorrow, IDK why I decided to drink that much beer, my intestine is a little scattered, it’s not even soft and alchool-based shit! 🫥

Finally home after a 15-day super intense trip.

Now, what’s the most common thing happening to a human body while travelling with such an intensity? No time / No will to shit.
Got back home, my arsehole immediately recognised its dear familiar favourite place, So I am taking the hugest shit in weeks!

Welcome home!

Last day of a seamless trip, eating junk food, drinking alcohol every night, sleeping way too less than how much I need.

My shit pictures this in a very accurate way. A stinky mess, a carnage, hellfire.

Just want to get back to my routine for a while now 🙁

This is everything but a calm awakening. SHIT! how baaaad it is! Red wine makes me unstable

Always the first thing in the morning. Yeah, I like that!

To put it simply: Paint it, Black

Because I drank too much red wine at yesterday’s party……

I mean, I was supposed to wake myself up just in a hour, not RIGHT NOW! What is this?!?! My arsehole could’t even wait!

Long knotted ropes are idling in the pond

I slept for 6 hours, so my bowels could recover. The outcome is clear, so many turds, expelled so easily, so much emphasis, so much fun, so much joy.

It is still crap, but it is a very good one!

Our time-schedule says to wake up at 7:30, but my arse-module says different: HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROB.

Woke up at 06:55 just to have a significant amount of crap, which took me for… Is taking foreverrrrrr!

Now I am still here sitting on the toilet, rushing black metal out of my own soul.

The first half was simply HUGE, the second half was just, well, let’s say grainy and moist at the same time…and it burns, it BUUURNS!

It burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire