I slept for 6 hours, so my bowels could recover. The outcome is clear, so many turds, expelled so easily, so much emphasis, so much fun, so much joy.

It is still crap, but it is a very good one!

Our time-schedule says to wake up at 7:30, but my arse-module says different: HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROB.

Woke up at 06:55 just to have a significant amount of crap, which took me for… Is taking foreverrrrrr!

Now I am still here sitting on the toilet, rushing black metal out of my own soul.

The first half was simply HUGE, the second half was just, well, let’s say grainy and moist at the same time…and it burns, it BUUURNS!

It burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

It’s getting harsh.
Yesterday we had one of the most spectacular dinner, a medieval knight fight, we had to cheers the most we could in order to win… and… drink as much beer as possible…

And my team won!!!!

So now, I am spending my best time in my hotel room, taking a very real proper crap.

I need to be eating more fruit though…..

A goofy spot for a shit, this bathroom is yellow inside and mirror-foil outside.

Inside the closet still the same old matter, though

BRILLIANT! It is so great to arrive at the adventure park right in the moment of physical needs. A goooooood crapper here!

And the very good news is, the public loo was fresh clean, nobody used it before! Simply wonderful!

Ok I shall be ready in zero minutes, I am veeery late now, But my body keeps shitting! Not the very best experience eh! Buut c’moooon chop chop!

Since yesterday we had red wine, I am now a shit machine! The thing is, my belly hurts a lot nowwwww!

Some red wine made it happen…

Small relics out

It’s getting out pretty easily. But in too little quantity

Spent the whole day at the waterpark. Sweating, keep sweating. Now need some more dross to work off: SHIT

Unluckily I’ll have no time for recording the show! Deeply Sorry for that!

See you in two weeks! With some crappy journal leeks!

These days are simply crazy, I am sleeping two maybe three hours a night, I have no time for thinking, nor barely have the time to have a shit. So well, yeah, I guess the morning is the best time! Here it is, a slimy piece of shit, I can proudly call a wrapped crap!

(Wrapped in slimy gel!)

Ah, so this morning we have something??

Just two turds

Third shit of the day