Morning after the wine festival. I am still laying inside my hanmock, trying to sleep, I guess it is impossible when I got such a heavy burden inside me. It is sooooo difficult.

Gotta find a spot to shit, haven’t I?

Burden. 1 kilo burden.

I feel it’s acidness, my arsehole is such an expert.

I don’t feel relieved yet, it’s too much of a load

Sudde diarrhoea moment while driving.

Okay, what can I do? I had this kind of things so many times! You can hold it…

Next traffic light, I bailed, got to take a secondary road and took a shit in the shade of a fig tree.

A little reprise, surprisingly much more tidier than before! It curled just like brown hair

Not even close to dull crap.

Winy

Perhaps the first normal shit in a long while, 3-inch long stool, puffy, light brown, sturdy. Healty.

During the last three weeks I’ve been drinking and eating like quite too much.

I mean. Waaay too much.

I’ve just lost two kilos of liquid shit now

Guess what, red wine pizza gin tonic beer, a very good recipe if one wants to take the shit of their life!

Sweating like no tomorrow, IDK why I decided to drink that much beer, my intestine is a little scattered, it’s not even soft and alchool-based shit! 🫥

Finally home after a 15-day super intense trip.

Now, what’s the most common thing happening to a human body while travelling with such an intensity? No time / No will to shit.
Got back home, my arsehole immediately recognised its dear familiar favourite place, So I am taking the hugest shit in weeks!

Welcome home!

Last day of a seamless trip, eating junk food, drinking alcohol every night, sleeping way too less than how much I need.

My shit pictures this in a very accurate way. A stinky mess, a carnage, hellfire.

Just want to get back to my routine for a while now 🙁

This is everything but a calm awakening. SHIT! how baaaad it is! Red wine makes me unstable

Always the first thing in the morning. Yeah, I like that!

To put it simply: Paint it, Black

Because I drank too much red wine at yesterday’s party……

I mean, I was supposed to wake myself up just in a hour, not RIGHT NOW! What is this?!?! My arsehole could’t even wait!

Long knotted ropes are idling in the pond