Saturday, 15 March 2025 | 8:44 AM

Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent

Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration,

Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, so I couldn’t write.

When finished I was so exhausted I just forgot.

Oh by the way, I’m sitting on the toilet right now, and it feels like nothing is in here… I mean, nothing in the toilet, yet nothing inside me.

Probably I emptied them all yesterday already :/

See you later

Monday, 10 March 2025 | 7:31 AM

At first just dull shit.

It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged!

Shit!

Right at the apex!

I got out, then let her finish and leave.

Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smell relentless, just less and less. Hope it’s done now.

That’s madness

Sunday, 9 March 2025 | 12:38 PM

Some more exploding poop.

Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops.

The stronger I push, the more it explodes

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

My friend loves me.

He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together.

Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready”

“Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now”

“Dedicate your post to me”

Sure thing.

This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me better when you’ll be eating your chocolate cream! 😉

Tuesday, 4 March 2025 | 7:54 AM

After I spent last week taking a shit almost everywhere at any time, my bowels seem to got better.

This reminded me of when I really used to feel unwell.

There was that time when I had a school test, I had so much anxiety I couldn’t even concentrate.

I spent the first twenty minutes just coping with my urge to take farts, which rapidly escalated in urge for a shit!

‘Professor, I need to really go to the toilet!’ She was the one I feared the most.

Sure, just go!

Fuuck, how liberating that moment was!

Frantically discharging at fastest, then got back to my class.

I think I received some 7/10 or something.

Not even that bad!