Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed.
Even though, it’s taking a huge shit.
Nice!
a new post every time I take a shit
Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed.
Even though, it’s taking a huge shit.
Nice!
Nooooooo shiiiiiit
No shit. No
No.
Constipation
Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy
Today taking a shit was nice and easy.
A fair 7/10.
A good amount of shit makes me start the day nicely
Probably the most difficult day in weeks for having a shit.
Must be stress related
Perhaps I just slept too poorly
Yeah, SHIIIIIT!
Finally!
Really needed today!
Gotta admit I skipped a post, even if it was pretty decent
Yesterday I posted for constipation in the morning, then some more in the afternoon, some more constipation with frustration,
Then suddenly, at around 6:30PM SOME REAL URGE CAME IN, yeah, it was unexpected and I forgot to bring my phone with me, so I couldn’t write.
When finished I was so exhausted I just forgot.
Oh by the way, I’m sitting on the toilet right now, and it feels like nothing is in here… I mean, nothing in the toilet, yet nothing inside me.
Probably I emptied them all yesterday already
See you later
Feeling constipated but full of shit (literally) at the same time.
So frustrating
Well…
Should I really tell what happened here?
In the toilet I mean.
Yeah. Sure
No, nothing.
Just a turdboiler.
What’s that?
I don’t know
Just give yourself the meaning you want!
Well well, guess who’s awake!?
My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit!
Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…
A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30
Frankly too early to leave.
Too early to wake up (5:40AM)
Too early to do some shit.
Too early. Too constipated
See you later, perhaps!
Uh! Bop shit boom!
Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning.
My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty.
My day can now begin.
OH WAIT!
Uh, nope. Just a fart!
Uh! Woah, another shit session.
How come?
Way too much today! 🥹
At first just dull shit.
It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged!
Shit!
Right at the apex!
I got out, then let her finish and leave.
Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smell relentless, just less and less. Hope it’s done now.
That’s madness
Some more exploding poop.
Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops.
The stronger I push, the more it explodes
Spongy turds.
Did I eat yeast?
Mh
Some shit out of nowhere.
Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected.
You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo.
C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?
My friend loves me.
He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together.
Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready”
“Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now”
“Dedicate your post to me”
Sure thing.
This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me better when you’ll be eating your chocolate cream! 😉
What is the last thing you learned?
Pumping shit out for more than 30 minutes a day gives you haemorrhoids
Dull. Just shit
‘I wish I was special, so fuckig special!
But I’m a creep’
I heard my shit singing it this morning
After I spent last week taking a shit almost everywhere at any time, my bowels seem to got better.
This reminded me of when I really used to feel unwell.
There was that time when I had a school test, I had so much anxiety I couldn’t even concentrate.
I spent the first twenty minutes just coping with my urge to take farts, which rapidly escalated in urge for a shit!
‘Professor, I need to really go to the toilet!’ She was the one I feared the most.
Sure, just go!
Fuuck, how liberating that moment was!
Frantically discharging at fastest, then got back to my class.
I think I received some 7/10 or something.
Not even that bad!
Just a dull shit this morning.
Probably, yesterday I’ve had too much
At restaurant with my parents
At the restaurant’s toilet all alone.
Taking a fair amount of shit.
Feeling unwell.
Gross diarrhoea
Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole.
I’m back on the toilet!
Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it!
C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!
My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort.
My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much.
Don’t feel very well, to be fair
Woke up. Had some shit.
Breakfast
Just arrived at my friend’s.
Some loose shit deployed.
He’s happy – my friend – because I feel better 😀