Second act. After a brief breakfast with a hot cappuccino to activate my bowels.

Yup

Starting my camping trip with a loose poop is a must.

We had lentils for dinner, hence the aftermath is always clear!

Hate it when I spend the night out and I can’t take a shit in the morning… especially when I am going out camping for the weekend

Not so nice… I am at my climbing gym. Just finished my warp up. To be more precise I am at my gym’s bathroom. It is a public restroom and there’s no toilet paper. There’s bad fluid getting out of my arsehole. Now I just don’t know what to do.

Let’s see the positive side though, My diarrhoea is been taken care of, I can go back to my workout now!

Let’s hope for the best

I had lunch at home with a friend, let’s say we did not have the healtiest meal ever…

Then we went out for a walk and I spent the whole wander farting all around, then we got back home.

I was lucky, I started feeling dizzy and sweating, feeling diarrhoea coming, only when I was already home!

I had to be very short saying goodbye to my friend, I just needed to go to the loo. I was just beginning to crouch on the toilet, but the chocolate ice cream was already getting out hasty

Great! I feel restored! I’m gonna need all the energies possible to take a double shit, you know, to compensate for yesterday, since I had no poop…

Oh no! Forgot to shit today!

Not the very best time to fall back asleep, but My eyes keep closing, and my arse can’t cope with this

I don’t feel like I am celebrating this anniversary properly, but I think it is just enough to take a shit. I mean, this is what really gives my life sense!

Happy Birthday to me!

Oh shit! Haven’t realised it is my birthday! It’s been three years since I started this crappy blog!

Woah!

It’s shit o’clock!

Welcome Monday morning! I have a very soft gift for ya!

Right, now this is likely! Even lovely!

Stool’s getting out easily after a very chill shower…

I don’t know why, but I am taking a very light shit. Even though I had a lunch worth 45meals yesterday…

It is actually pretty difficult to describe what’s happening in the border between my inside and my outside right now.

Basically I slept just three hours. I had a non-stop lunch with my relatives, drank and ate too much.

Now I am trying just not to fall asleep, but there’s something helping me doing this. It is my bowels, which just wants to take a huge shit. Which is A MUST. Gotta say.

I am drunk.

I’ve just realised, I had no shit todayz

I am frankly scared. I am eating like not tomorrow today. And I am scared

Have I said I’m scared already?