To be fair, I wasn’t expecting another shit right now… but it’s fine. Taking a shit is always something good!

Even if this one is very airy 💨💨💨

Just a little shitty to free some space for lunch

I’ve been awake for two hours now, my pushy bowels wanted some place to drop their messages asap, but I gave ’em my toilet only now. My bowels are now content.

I am not that satisfied though, I wished it could have been more shit, but it’s just an old tird.

Just for the special occasion I’ll call it Charles the tird.

Just woke up. My bowels two minutes right after me. A bomb is dropped. My arsehole stings. She sings. Who’s she? My soul.

Yeeeeaaah, just extrude some shiiiit yeeeaahhhh!!!

A long series of turds made me realised I forgot to report my morning shit.

I didn’t do it because it was way to fast than expected. And pretty fluid…

Thus some turds came out…

Oh no! Too early for a shit this morning!

It’ll burden me the whole day, I a sure of this! 😡

There’s something quick I must drop before going to the gym.

Ok. Done. I am now ready

Soooooft and tendeer splaaash!

Even if this crap was pretty decent, I still feel unsatisfied. Gotta get back to my old habits, shitting in the morning gives me real Chocolate

Yesterday I had Indian food for dinner. I thought my arsehole would have taken it worse than it is now, but ok! Good for me!

It doesn’t even smell! NIIIICE

Squeezed entirely in 1.34seconds

G: I took a crap at the office for the first time today

G: moments of panic. The turd wouldn’t flush down.

L: Performance Anxiety?

G: Nope

G: The flush couldn’t dump it

L: How did you get away with it?

G: I pushed the turd down with the toilet brush

G: Helped by the water

L: base strategy, very nice

L: I was expecting more creative stuff

G: Just for one second I thought about taking the turd barehanded and trash it in the bin

Apparently I was a little constipated previously. There was more shit to come.

Here I am, deploying it