Right, let’s hope it’s the last shit of the day

It took a while for my body to wake up. My mind was waiting it.

Once happened, I could freely take a shit. Nice and clean!

A near church rings their bells.

It’s eight o’clock, and I just had a spliff, it triggered my shit. Now I am taking a shit.

Yeah, that’s nice!

A crapper

Uhhhhhhh so nice! That’s the first shit at my new house!

My arsehole got to get used to it, it’s still a little shy

Some new, unexpected, shit just presented itself abruptly

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later.

I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep :/

BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!

Freeeedoooom

after shit!

Is there another turd? Nice!

It’s been a while since I imagined fantastic adventures in imaginative places during my shit sessions happening at a time o’clock.

Well. Now my turds are solidly real. Really solid. Hard to shit

Some more to develop

There were still some shapeless turds idling in.

Better get out before lunch! ☝️

Finally some shit. Oh dear! Pretty much needed that!

It’s two days old

Ok, I was sleeping with a girl at her house tonight.

We actually spent the day together, had some lunch, some drinks in the evening.

I had no time for me myself and bowels, so during the night, I may have.. woken her up… with a pretty vigorous fart.

‘Sorry bout that!’ I said.

‘It’s nothin’, she said.

Good, good premises gal, going pretty fine!

Since yesterday I had three times crap, this morning it is a little difficult to put that out