I am taking a shit.

It’s wonderful to take a shit!

I guess I still feel some beans effect, but I reckon could be also the red wine bottle I shared yesterday at dinner….

Uhm, loose shit makes me comfortable anyways…

Back home, and I finish what I started at the office

Oops, a little turd before leaving the office, i guess I shouldn’t have eaten something different from beans at lunch…

Less shit than usual, will it be because I decided to eat less for this week?

Updates will follow

Great! A few turds a day leaves the doctor away!

Distant bell tingling, me shishishitting

I still haven’t recovered from hangover, I slept too little, and my bowels are not performing greatly…

However, I expelled some very ugly turds

The hangover shit adventure doesn’t end.

I went to a bar where the toilet was literally a shit-hole and there was very few toilet paper. I squatted.

The flush was not performing good, so I had to move my freshly shat poo with my hands, protected by the paper.

Now, After 40 more kilometers I am in a different bar, and I am shitting again. I am feeling a lot better now, and I have a solid toilet under my cheeks.

Yesterday was a weird night.

I’ve been invited to a little town, where a Christmas event took place. I helped organising it, so I was the guest of honour. Hence, I ended up eating and drinking like no tomorrow.

That tomorrow finally came, and I am shitting on top of it

All right, I thought there would have been some more… pretty though….

At first I thought I would have found some difficulties at taking a poop this morning, but I was wrong! Everything got out beautifully.

But I feel there’s something more…

A random one. I mean, totally random.

I was about to get out to meet some friends, but I needed a wee.

Ended up taking a shit…

Well, I guess it was a surprise…who doesn’t have such surprises after all?

Just one (huuuuge) turd

Today it just took a little push. Then everything came out immediately, seamlessly.