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What makes you nervous?

Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it.

This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

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Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats.

This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out!

At the moment I gotta admit I find the get out a little easier, I mean, right the moment of expulsion. Less contracted.

Nice. I’ll meep updated

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

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Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff.

You know what was overdeveloped instead?

The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish.

So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now, my toilet.

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

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I don’t know, this morning shit is dull.

Frankly, eating and drinking as healthy as possible is inversely proportional to shit coolness, and pain.

There’s a choice to be made here. Today I choose comfort

Daily Prompt

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How do you use social media?

Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta.

Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff, and making reviews of toilet tools.

Idk where will it get, but I’ll keep running shitting

Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

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To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time, as I feel already better. But could be just apparent.

And there’s a downside too, I am sitting on the toilet, but I developed only a few very little turds. Not satisfactory enough….

What shall I do then? Tonight there’s a concert of friends of mine I’ve been waiting for so long… won’t I drink? What for…. it is difficult.

Shit brings truth, let’s see if I’ll be pooping again today…