last   poops

Friday, 2 December 2022 | 07:14 AM

Yesterday I drank many red wines, I mixed flavours. I also ate a lot! Now the result is I’ve been awake for one hour an half now, but I feel like shitting like a calf.

The problem is my bowels are not yet ready. FUCK. I can’t get out like this, I’m a bomb ready to explode!

Wednesday, 30 November 2022 | 08:17 PM

There’s some more shit on the go.

Pretty plain and easy, it’s loose, and probably very happy to be expelled. If only I could look in its mind, I’d know its feeling and treat it even better! Id only shit had emotions! If obly shit had some brain!

Nah, Better like this!

Sunday, 27 November 2022 | 03:21 PM

Laziest Sunday I’ve had in months.

This means I had late breakfast, late lunch, late everything. And now my bowels are simply out of order. Skipping the routine is WROONG

Nevertheless, a little pushy help, helps!

Saturday, 26 November 2022 | 08:34 AM

November is passing by, and I am starting wondering whether I’m going to have a big shit for Christmas Eve or I’m not.

Cos by now my crap is not that few, it grew in amount, you know, after my trip, always eating…

Dunno, let’s see if my bowels will hand me w gift this year!