Great! A few turds a day leaves the doctor away!

Distant bell tingling, me shishishitting

I still haven’t recovered from hangover, I slept too little, and my bowels are not performing greatly…

However, I expelled some very ugly turds

The hangover shit adventure doesn’t end.

I went to a bar where the toilet was literally a shit-hole and there was very few toilet paper. I squatted.

The flush was not performing good, so I had to move my freshly shat poo with my hands, protected by the paper.

Now, After 40 more kilometers I am in a different bar, and I am shitting again. I am feeling a lot better now, and I have a solid toilet under my cheeks.

Yesterday was a weird night.

I’ve been invited to a little town, where a Christmas event took place. I helped organising it, so I was the guest of honour. Hence, I ended up eating and drinking like no tomorrow.

That tomorrow finally came, and I am shitting on top of it

All right, I thought there would have been some more… pretty though….

At first I thought I would have found some difficulties at taking a poop this morning, but I was wrong! Everything got out beautifully.

But I feel there’s something more…

A random one. I mean, totally random.

I was about to get out to meet some friends, but I needed a wee.

Ended up taking a shit…

Well, I guess it was a surprise…who doesn’t have such surprises after all?

Just one (huuuuge) turd

Today it just took a little push. Then everything came out immediately, seamlessly.

It just got out all at once. Steady!

Now back home, I could free myself.

You know, it was like a time-bomb set to explode as I opened my home’s door

Not ready to have a shit at my girlfriend’s yet, so just a little shy tird got out, but there’s much more here inside!

A lot of shit developed

Dull morning shit