Some very spongy shit.

I was planning a little reprisal session after breakfast, but my girlfriend’s flatmate pierced in the bathroom.

I immediately got out and took the bus. Arrived home in ten minutes, gotta be at the office in thirty, forty minutes.

I am now sitting on my own toilet, home sweet home, and I am plenty of time to develop the right amount of poop. In this case there ain’t no actual right amount, it is what lighten me, it is what makes me live a placid day.

In the hope that’s all, I can now leave the bathroom and focus on the job.

See you later, toiletter

Yesterday I had lunch with pasta, Dinner with lentils. When I moved the duvet this morning I smelled the dump. Had to immediately seal the whole bed-setting and I had no intention of waking myself up.

Then, after five minutes of procrastinating in bed, something kicked in. I felt something moving inside my belly.

Had to abruptly wake up. Now I am on the toilet, my arse burns, the whole environment surrounding me is compromised. The bathroom is now toxic. Nobody can enter… nobody can get out. Trapped. Imma die here. Goodbye everyone. Life’s been nice!

Not so great…

I am farting all around, and all that I produced are just some dried prunes :/

I’m not particularly satisfied by the poop I’m pooping this morning.

Too much time has passed since I woke up, and my mind is elsewhere already..

Great! My stomach is now full, I am plenty of energy, and my day can begin.

Very untrue. I’m missing a step here, doing some shit.

Yesterday I took a huge burger, and two pints with climbing mates, I loved it, but my bowels hate beer, so this morning, as expected, is lamenting. The way to express their disapproval is keeping me peeled to the toilet seat.

Great!

First half. Then I’lll have breakfast.

I couldn’t wait for the whole thing :/

Ahhh some shit! God save the shit!

Quick as thieves. A little less stealth though…

Too noisy, too stinky

My bowels is really full. I feel like there will be some battle to fight, let’s wait…

My bowels is a fart machine. I am in serious distress.

I am leaving some turds now. Let’s hope for the best

There’s something smelly inside me 🫤

Not much, but I think I am going back to normal stuff. I mean, these last few days have been pretty harsh.

Today is just enough!

Some more on the go!

Today is just too much