Sad, only a single turdy sturdy

Liquid

What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds.

This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace.

BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.

No shit this morning, had to wait until now.

But nothing yet. Only a lot of farts

I guess the cheek peas effect hasn’t finished yet…

Very looooooooose

Even if it’s late I can’t leave what yesterday was cheek peas in my belly, otherwise I think I’d die.

I’d die out of shame, because I would shit myself off, surely.

How can I call a shit in between loose and solid?

Dunno, but today is such

Oh btw, I had lasagna for lunch, and here’s the third shit of the day

I was eating lunch, but I guess it’s time to have some more shit.

Than I’ll have dessert

Today some hard stool

And here’s another piece of art, in another toilet.

Toilet tour!

Uh! LOL, there’s no toilet paper….

Second go, hamburger was still here, or at least what was left of it

Burst of a once hamburger.

Brand new day, brand new shit. Even if I had two halves bottles of wine, I feel great. And my shit looks great. I wasn’t expecting that. May be because I ate a lot as well!

Gooood

Perhaps this shit smells a lot of meat. yeah, I solely relied on meat yesterday…