Weird, I spent the night collecting farts, and now no shit’s coming 🧐

Weiiird

I’ve been waiting to lay this turd for the whole day. It took ten hours to be developed. And now it’s gone. In a blink of an eye

Ain’t no shit, this is holocaust.

Second go.

Oh actually it was the third one. I am loosing my mind on this loose shit.

It is also painful and distressful.

Okaaaay, fineee

I was on a webcall and I desperately needed a shit. Finally it ended, and now SHIT’s gooone

Still the best way to start the day: taking a shit

Third tird of the day

Second moment of crap. Restless poop.

I feel a little hasty taking a shit this morning, there’s my flat mate around the house and I can’t understand if he needs the bathroom. i don’t like to stand in-between other’s needs :/

So I take this mother fucking shit already!

Time to have a shit already.

I mean, I should have had it some hours ago, but since I ate a lot a drank a lot for dinner, I fucked up my intestines :/

Happy Christmas Anyways!!

It’s the fourth time I take a shit today…. nope, I’m not fine.

Oh dear! I keep shitting and it’s pretty harsh. Smelliness is pretty though…

Ok, seriously, my belly is under attack.

Or to be more accurate, it’s been attacked by the inside. And it hurts.

Every time this happens I picture the battle for Minas Tirith inside me, with giants, orcs, fire and spikes. Bloody hell!

The big day is almost here. Probably the most awaited day for the whole Western society.

I spent yesterday evening running around the city to buy a whole lot of gifts I planned to present to the people I love. Then I had a pizza, just have in mind this, I love pizza, but my digestive system hate it, but I ate it anyways.

Now, how about the whole lot of beers I had with my friends after that? Just another reminder, I love beer, but my bowels hate it.

Woke up just five-ish hours after I went to sleep, immediately ran to the loo. My belly hurts a lot. I guess this won’t be my last morning shit, but let’s wait!

Such a nice way to start the holidays!

This is my morning shit. Ouch