Here it is. The moment I was eagerly waiting for has come!

Loose shit. Loose loose, yeah, I lost some litres of vital liquids 😟

It stinks worst than a dump!

My belly is a concentrated of sick air🙂

Farting all around my girlfriend room.

She won’t be pleased when she enters here

I’ve just felt a call to arms. Embrace yourselves! war is coming.

I had no urge, sure. But it was demanding anyways.

How about this midday session?

Perhaps there’s a reason for that, but I’ve decided to ignore it! 😌

In the meanwhile I’ll keep eating shit

It’s bold. Anybody gives its own sense

Just got back home after a cool day spent climbing. Nice. Very nice indeed. There only was one problem worrying me the whole time: loose shit.

I pushed it inside every single time I felt it, and now I can finally free myself!!

Second go.

As soon as I weighted myself down on my favourite piece of china, the discharging was on.

Yesterday I ate a wonderful pizza. Today I am in wonderland shitta.

This is just the background of my-Sunday-self, ready to begin a good day energetically. What will the day bring? Let’s see!

Pooping brings positivity!

Just ate some fried pizza. It was freaking delicious, but I don’t really know how many farts I produced already. I lost track! :/

Late shit. Could be not self evident, but it’s pretty late for my bowels!

Practically waiting for this to happen.

Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient.

Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hanging fire until this freaking moment. There was a sudden point when I simply had to pop up from my ergonomic stool and run for my life.

Now, what else? Nothing, some black coffee maybe… nope. Already enough with dark brown liquids…

Duh, weird. I feel a lot going on inside me, but only a little tiny bit got out! 🥲

How is this possibleeeee!?!!

Just a few little turds now :/

Today’s shit is a little weird. Probably because last shit was loose.

Oh, by the way I forgot to report that one. It was at the boulder gym. The door doesn’t work, and they explicitly ask you not to throw any paper in the toilet. It was simply difficult.

Loose shit helped!