Well, here comes second shit. Loose shit.

I guess must be the two beers I drank yesterday

Today it took me a while to have a shit. And it’s not even finished! But I cannot wait longer, my arse hurts at staying sit this long!

More shit to come. More shit happening to be extruded from my arsehole. Nice. Nice and clean.

Well, clean… not so much.

Nice, I was right! There’s more shit here!

Cool. Way too cool! Yeah! I was right!

So much enthusiasm… how come? Well, it’s cool to shit! I unweight myself this way!

Weird, yesterday I ate a lot. How come I am producing just a lil turd?

Mh, let’s wait!

Not yet

Time for a new shit.

Well, new, it’s no new piece, it’s just what should have got out this morning!

Right as expected. Loose and stinky shit at the donation clinic. Right! Let’s lose some water before giving 400ml of blood! Genius!

I just took a shit, bur my arsehole is still a little shy, I am worried for my blood donation, and I am sure I will be taking another shit soon….

Just a lil pop.

Little, so to speak… it’s a BOMB! Especially for the smell…

Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste.

This morning it’s a little harder

Just a little first shit

I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea.

Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole.

I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food!

Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta, Pizza, Bread, these are the most evil food for my bowels, and yet the most delicious foe my tongue!

That’s my morning shit, and it’s uneventful

Sad, only a single turdy sturdy