last poops
A lunch to be remembered
What notable things happened today?
Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em.
Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table.
Lunch was utterly unbelievable, tasteful, joyful, plenty of flavour. I was about to approach the last rib she handed me happily, we were chatting and laughing, when I said softly ‘I’m shitting my pants off!’. Then I disappeared in the bathroom.
Yeah.
My lunch was tasty. Those ribs are truly unforgettable.
Friday, 16 June 2023 | 02:50 PM
I didn’t have the time to finish lunch, I had to rush to the bathroom. Those delicious BBQ ribs almost killed me!
Friday, 16 June 2023 | 08:55 AM
A good amount of poo in the morning is always a good omen for the day.
Thursday, 15 June 2023 | 08:44 AM
Two turds, one huge, one shapeless.
Both armful
Deepest passion
What are you passionate about?
Telling all about my shit adventures, on the toilet, outdoors, or wherever else
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 12:43 PM
Late morning shit? Or perhaps an early afternoon shit?
I don’t know, but I can enjoy lunch now!
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 09:11 AM
Gotta admit I thought I would have taken a shit easily this morning!
Instead, I’m just idling here on the toilet waiting for a sign!
Oh wait…..
Tuesday, 13 June 2023 | 08:59 AM
I had literally just closed the front-door behind me, when a vigorous fart remind me I had a turd to leave home.
Tuesday, 13 June 2023 | 08:41 AM
A little constipation left. Probably I just don’t have much inside
The Luxury I can’t go withouth
What’s the one luxury you can’t live without?
The toilet
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 10:51 PM
My arsehole is not used to this kind of stretch at this time of the day…
C’mon, resist! Just a little push!
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 01:31 AM
Gotta admit I don’t feel so good today, it feels like I should shit an elephant, but I only see mosquitoes. I feel heavy
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM
Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more…
She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine.
At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else…
Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…
My tagline would be…
If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
A new post every new shit.
Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 02:53 PM
After some sunbathing, I can now rest at home take a break shit.
Actually I am still a lot constipated, so I have to be patient. I feel it inside. I feel it coming!