Yeah, there actually was much more shit left… right as expected!

Finally SOME REAL SHEEET!

Probably that’s not yet all but at least it is something

Even if I ate a lot for dinner, this morning no shit happened. Right now I am trying, but nothing yet. Well, nothing worthy..

I’ve just realised 9 o’clock is my time limit to have a natural soft shit, if I somehow don’t manage to do it before that time, mg shit experience worsens

Right now I feel like I’m right above the limit, and what’s inside just prays to stay inside, even if I’m pushing hard outside.

Well… shit happens

*THE TIME FINALLY CAME!*

Luckily I got back home after lunch, and worked on my laptop the whole afternoon long, farts frequency becoming more and more dense and their sound and smell more and more intense.

I was then folding my robes, when the last fart announced itself: ‘I am the last one, after me there is something less gassy, more likely solid, I am the last one indeed.

Right. There I am now, sitting on my toilet. There actually was some in-between fart, not a real one, not some shit. It was a sudden bomb of both. After that only a devastation of oil-like shit.

Yeah, it was devastating. But now I am feeling MUUUCH BETTER!!!

I can go have some workout now!!

I feel bad. Everything is still there.

I don’t feel particularly good… there’s something huge inside me, or at least it feels like it…

But nooothing gets out.

And I am in a rush, so I can’t even spend much time to try

Shame…

I had pizza for dinner. This should be all to describe what it means.

But let’s just spend a few more words. The bomb is pretty well hidden, I feel it coming, but it just stays inside…

I guess I’ll just wait for it to compromise my day

Happy morning, had breakfast with a strawberry-nutella crepe, and My day begins pretty greatly!

Also because it gives the right push to my bowels :3

Too late

Right, apparently I haven’t discharged enough during the wonderful night I spent, let’s do another bit of spongy poop at work!

Niiiiice! Here we go!!! 🚂

All right, great! I am wide awake, I went for a run, and my bowels never got to sleep.

Right now it is producing.

Can’t say I haven’t tried to put my bowels into sleep, but it just couldn’t.

Just a little turd is what they said

Something is keeping me awake…

Well, let’s just say, my intestines have to think for a while.

Yeah, I have philosophical bowels

I had a wonderful lunch. Great. Huge.

Thing is, I now have to recover. First shit at a great time!