Right on the spot. Today I woke up dynamic. Plenty of energy to go climbing. It’s no nice!

But first of all! BOMBS AWAAY!

I am sure I’ve got stuff inside me willing to stay inside, but I really need to let them out! C’mooooooooon!!

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Back home.

I crafted some at my girlfriend’s place, we had breakfast together, then I headed back home. Some good pause is a nice choice. Healty.

Better not to push harder than my body could handle.

I chose to go home by feet, taking the bus would have meant waiting still, farts destroying me from inside, as I couldn’t vent in such a crowded place – they gave death sentences for mass homicide for less the guilt – so I took a walk, and after half an hour I hame sitting on my personal throne. Gooooood.

Good. I feel much better now. The pain is gone. The stink just stays, though :/

Oh dear, I am simply too drowsy now to focus on this kind of looseness.

But I guess this is what I deserve, for being up late drinking on a Thursday night…

Anyways, at least I weigh less.

It’s a matter of where and when.

This morning is at my place. At ten o’clock.

Luckily today I am home-working, my disappointment was more than legit this morning! The produced amount was too low!!

Hence…. now I clogged the toilet .-.

Really, is thar all?

Gotta admit I thought I would have left much less than this behind me. Cool surprise!

The problem is I am in a rush. FAAAAAST

Yes, I am shitting

There’ve been working noises all the morning long from 8AM for the last two months, but this morning it seems likely they’ve finished.

Everything is so quiet. My eyes almost close, as I was falling back asleep…

But I am on the toilet! And even my morning session is so calm and relaxed. Stuff gets out easily, softly, peacefully….

There’s just one thing I would change: The smell.

Not so loose.

But great! I thought I would have felt worst this morning. NICE

I wake up, and the first thing I say is ‘I have to shit’

‘Good morning to you too’ says my girlfriend.

I am now shitting, but I have a bad feeling about this