last  poops
Thursday, 10 August 2023 | 09:38 AM
I don’t know what to write about this shit. It’s just shit!
Smells like shit
Looks like shit!
Frankly I don’t want to go on with the other senses…
Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM
There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea.
Uh, actually there is a lot better than this…
Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better…
Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!!
It was surely delicious, giving me all the energies I need to fulfil my today’s duties, but I wonder, I could I have the time to do so, if I’ll be spending most of my day on the toilet? 🤔
FYI, reek’s stinging.
Tuesday, 8 August 2023 | 08:14 AM
My morning shit is kind of poor.
Must be because I had diarrhoea yesterday…
Anyways, that seems like a good excuse to abuse lunch!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 05:08 PM
Oh shit! And I mean REAL SHIT!
Tons of shit while I’m on a webcall!
Oh shit oh shit!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 12:44 PM
Luckily, today I am home-working, this kind of smell doesn’t pass unnoticed at the office..
Diarrhoea attack!!!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM
Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious.
I spent the night farting and keep waking up.
Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!
My favourite habit brings me joy
Describe one habit that brings you joy.
Taking a crap
Sunday, 6 August 2023 | 02:45 PM
Yeah, after lunch, taking a shit is more right.
What’s not right though, is feeling so bad at doing it. My bowels hurt!!
Saturday, 6 August 2023 | 01:41 PM
Today I haven’t tried yet to take a shit.
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 04:15 PM
Just arrived at camping site. Now it’s tome for taking a shit
Even if it’s just a few turds…
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 10:05 AM
Weekend always begin the same, I woke up late, I go take a shit, I stay long, I still have shit.
Friday, 04 August 2023 | 03:47 PM
Shit at the office always has some added pleasure…
Must be the thrill of not knowing if the smell will stay, of not knowing if the turd will stay…
Friday, 4 August 2023 | 08:21 AM
Even if yesterday my dinner was heavy, I am just leaving crumbles behind.
Crumbles of shit, yet so little!
This is a little very disappointing ðŸ˜
Thursday, 3 August 2023 | 09:16 AM
Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it.
Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though….
Yuck!
Describing myself again
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?
Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them.
Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king!
Lol