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Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM

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Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN.

Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free!

It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot. Long lasting ones.

Daily Prompt

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What’s something most people don’t understand?

Taking a shit every morning is one of the most important thing we human do.

Most people don’t understand that if we don’t devote ourselves to taking a poop every day – preferably at the same time – we fuck up our biology. We are animals, sure, the most evolute animals on the globe, but we’re still animals.

We must respect animals rules, such as eating, sleeping, and shitting. If we don’t take a crap we stop working, and we end up feeling bad. And that’s unhealthy.

So please, do yourself a favour, and save your arsehole ten to thirty minutes a day, you’ll be glad. It’s stress relieving, it’s life changing.

Trust me, I’m the shit expert. I do this professionally. I write a post every time I take a shit, been doing this for three years all along now!

Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM

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I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job.

Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used to it, I had to improve my writing and creative skills, but here I am, I have been doing this for three years now, and I am very happy and proud of myself.

I gotta admit even my bowels health improved, since I sit on the toilet for about thirty minutes every day, giving it the time it deserves. And I am plenty of time to develop something to write!

This morning I feel energetic, even if I slept poorly, and indeed is my arsehole. Everything went out, and I am now ready to begin my day!

Daily Prompt

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How has technology changed your job?

Technology is key to my job. Without it, I’d be lost. I work at my laptop every day to improve my anonymous-shitblogger activity and I use my phone for every post I publish while taking a poo. Without technology, this poop blog would never exist.

Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM

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A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning.

Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious.

Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably

So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch?

Yeah, probably it hasn’t been the best idea ever… I am farting and farting and farting and farting. Now my room is likely to be a bomb. Hope nobody comes visiting today…

However, it was delicious, again!

Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 07:44 AM

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This morning I had to wake up a little earlier than usual, when my routine breaks, so do my shit habits :/

I must wait… hoping I won’t brick myself at one point in the morning…

Daily Prompt

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What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?

An easy one. Taking poops in the worst conditions, and keeping tracks of those on this very blog 😌

Monday, 27 March 2023 | 08:49 AM

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Morning. Sitting on the usual throne.

Everything looks normal. Probably it is, but it feels so weird, I took four shits yesterday… how come I have stuff for this morning already?

Sunday, 26 March 2023 | 07:56 PM

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Unluckily I had no signal today, but I was rock climbing, and I should have written three posts, I fucking had diarrhoea while . Not a news for me, sure, but is always, every single time, so frustrating, and discomfortable. And bad. And wrong.

The worst of the whole was the second one. i literally pushed so hard it squirted almost two meter long. I won’t go deep with details, but please, just prey for me. My life can’t go on like this :/