Yes, I am shitting

There’ve been working noises all the morning long from 8AM for the last two months, but this morning it seems likely they’ve finished.

Everything is so quiet. My eyes almost close, as I was falling back asleep…

But I am on the toilet! And even my morning session is so calm and relaxed. Stuff gets out easily, softly, peacefully….

There’s just one thing I would change: The smell.

Not so loose.

But great! I thought I would have felt worst this morning. NICE

I wake up, and the first thing I say is ‘I have to shit’

‘Good morning to you too’ says my girlfriend.

I am now shitting, but I have a bad feeling about this

Yeah, there actually was much more shit left… right as expected!

Finally SOME REAL SHEEET!

Probably that’s not yet all but at least it is something

Even if I ate a lot for dinner, this morning no shit happened. Right now I am trying, but nothing yet. Well, nothing worthy..

I’ve just realised 9 o’clock is my time limit to have a natural soft shit, if I somehow don’t manage to do it before that time, mg shit experience worsens

Right now I feel like I’m right above the limit, and what’s inside just prays to stay inside, even if I’m pushing hard outside.

Well… shit happens

*THE TIME FINALLY CAME!*

Luckily I got back home after lunch, and worked on my laptop the whole afternoon long, farts frequency becoming more and more dense and their sound and smell more and more intense.

I was then folding my robes, when the last fart announced itself: ‘I am the last one, after me there is something less gassy, more likely solid, I am the last one indeed.

Right. There I am now, sitting on my toilet. There actually was some in-between fart, not a real one, not some shit. It was a sudden bomb of both. After that only a devastation of oil-like shit.

Yeah, it was devastating. But now I am feeling MUUUCH BETTER!!!

I can go have some workout now!!

I feel bad. Everything is still there.

I don’t feel particularly good… there’s something huge inside me, or at least it feels like it…

But nooothing gets out.

And I am in a rush, so I can’t even spend much time to try

Shame…

I had pizza for dinner. This should be all to describe what it means.

But let’s just spend a few more words. The bomb is pretty well hidden, I feel it coming, but it just stays inside…

I guess I’ll just wait for it to compromise my day

Happy morning, had breakfast with a strawberry-nutella crepe, and My day begins pretty greatly!

Also because it gives the right push to my bowels :3

Too late

Right, apparently I haven’t discharged enough during the wonderful night I spent, let’s do another bit of spongy poop at work!

Niiiiice! Here we go!!! 🚂