This morning I had to wake up a little earlier than usual, when my routine breaks, so do my shit habits :/

I must wait… hoping I won’t brick myself at one point in the morning…

Morning. Sitting on the usual throne.

Everything looks normal. Probably it is, but it feels so weird, I took four shits yesterday… how come I have stuff for this morning already?

I just can’t believe it. I was easily taking a pee, when I pushed a little harder, and a turd came out. UNBELIEVABLE.

I thought I had enough today…

Unluckily I had no signal today, but I was rock climbing, and I should have written three posts, I fucking had diarrhoea while . Not a news for me, sure, but is always, every single time, so frustrating, and discomfortable. And bad. And wrong.

The worst of the whole was the second one. i literally pushed so hard it squirted almost two meter long. I won’t go deep with details, but please, just prey for me. My life can’t go on like this :/

Right on the spot. Today I woke up dynamic. Plenty of energy to go climbing. It’s no nice!

But first of all! BOMBS AWAAY!

I am sure I’ve got stuff inside me willing to stay inside, but I really need to let them out! C’mooooooooon!!

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Back home.

I crafted some at my girlfriend’s place, we had breakfast together, then I headed back home. Some good pause is a nice choice. Healty.

Better not to push harder than my body could handle.

I chose to go home by feet, taking the bus would have meant waiting still, farts destroying me from inside, as I couldn’t vent in such a crowded place – they gave death sentences for mass homicide for less the guilt – so I took a walk, and after half an hour I hame sitting on my personal throne. Gooooood.

Good. I feel much better now. The pain is gone. The stink just stays, though :/

Oh dear, I am simply too drowsy now to focus on this kind of looseness.

But I guess this is what I deserve, for being up late drinking on a Thursday night…

Anyways, at least I weigh less.

It’s a matter of where and when.

This morning is at my place. At ten o’clock.

Luckily today I am home-working, my disappointment was more than legit this morning! The produced amount was too low!!

Hence…. now I clogged the toilet .-.

Really, is thar all?