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How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?

Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom!

During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation I could rely on to be sure time kept running were my turds.

Here’s an artwork I made celebrating that period:

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What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time and relaxation as it can have, while writing about it on this very blog of mine, and learning languages on Duolingo.

Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM

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My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 🙁

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Which aspects do you think makes a person unique?

Easy one! One’s passions make unicity.

Take me for instance, I love shitting. And I am a peculiar blogger just talking shit.

Unique!

Just stress your passions, you’ll be great!

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If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

I’d like The Shy Tird, my name, to be a BIG FIRM! So inside I could have a golden toilet called after me.

yeah, I know, it’s stupid

Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM

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For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare!

I thought I was fine, but then some turds came.

Now, that’s normal!

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

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This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it.

There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock.

At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today?

I replied ‘why?’

Because I think I saw it while taking a poop.

Oooooops!

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What makes you laugh?

Pretty much everything. Life is so awesome, why shouldn’t anybody love it so much laughing at it every single day?

Good laugh means happy life, happy life means I feel more positive, and I could do shit easily.

Having an empty bowels makes it easier to laugh even more!

You wouldn’t laugh much if you bricked yourself at laughing ot loud, would you?

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM

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Just woke up hyperpositive!

Huge turd on the go.

This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most.

I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever.

What would be nicer than living on my own shit?

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When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger.

There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t able to write at that time, but I really was good at telling all about my poop. Growing up, this was simply the most logical evolution of my nature.

In the end, I became THE Shitblogger, but probably everything was already written in my blood. Once, telling my parents about my poop session (how cute!), today, writing that online, spreading my poop to the whole world!