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Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM

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I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

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Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self.

I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY.

I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!

It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. My belly hurts, my shit is fluid. I’ve just remembered I had this weird dream where people saw me while taking a poo, and at the end if it I wiped blood from my arsehole.

I don’t even know what I am talking about, I deserved a little more sleep, I hope this torture will be finished soon!

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM

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As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!!

Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!

Daily Prompt

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What job would you do for free?

Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB!

Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE!

Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP

Shall I? NOOPE

Will I? We will see…. I am patient, and consistent. Right now pretty consistent, if you know what I mean….

Cheers!

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

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I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit!

But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….

Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM

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First morning poop.

Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork.

Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-.

Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌

Daily Prompt

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What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most?

Probably Curling.

It makes me picturing playing with dry stools, probably it worked so at the foundations of the sport

Daily Prompt

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How would you improve your community?

Okay, this is actually a harsh one for me.

I haven’t really understood yet what my community likes, so I don’t know what to do to improve it. O am trying to bring more value to my posts, and probably it is working.

I also brought my stuff on Instagram, Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, created a telegram channel, a discord community, even a Podcast. I don’t know if this ever improved my community, after all I am a blogger talking about his shit sessions, what could there be so interesting in that?

Whatever, just to stay on topic, I will keep doing anything that comes into my mind to improve my community.

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM

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It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse.

Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions?

😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it.

Btw, I really feel bad, irregular sprouted little turds, and a lot of bloating going on here 🫤

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM

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This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it…

I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔

Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…