the Shy Tird

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 02:10 PM

Not yet done. What’s up!?

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 11:32 AM

Yes, I did manage to go back to sleep.

Yes, this is another shat-attack.

Yes, it hurts.

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 09:38 AM

Being woken by an instant bomb of shit is not the very best gift of all

I am looking forward to the moment when my body will stop this diarrhoea, so I can go back to sleep. Shit.

Monday, 5 October 2020 | 12:02 PM

I don’t know how exactly I did menage to sleep last night.

I just woke up, and I never stopped extruding crap from my arse ever since.

Sunday, 4 October 2020 | 01:38 PM

Every time I go visiting my friends, different city, different things to do, several new things to eat, to drink…

I end up shitting fire. Endless fire.

Saturday, 3 October 2020 | 01:30 PM

One of the perks of being hosted at your friend’s house is covering their toilet in crap.

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 02:12 PM

If crap from yesterday was a snake, this was worms

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 10:23 AM

When I don’t know what to say, I would just like to post a picture of my crap.

But that would be dull, it would result in less drama, boring stuff. I’d like people to imagine what I produce.

Although it is difficult to translate crap into words, I always try my best, every single time.

This one time in particular every single piece got out from me is now floating on the surface, each of them curled, I need someone who could read future in this. It would be utter fun.

Friday, 2 October 2020 | 01:10 AM

This may sound banal, BUT THIS ONE IS TOTALLY A SNAKE OF SHIT!

Venomous kind.

Thursday, 1 October 2020 | 11:02 AM

As I forecasted, I still had to do some

Thursday, 1 October 2020 | 07:36 AM

Too early for having a pleasant shit, especially for a gluten intolerant who ate pizza for dinner the night before.

Wednesday, 30 September 2020 | 10:35 AM

Smooth, on a very bad day.

Still, shit is the only thing that ever makes me happy.

Wednesday, 30 September 2020 | 02:08 AM

With a little help from sone peanuts.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 |01:06 PM

Just stood up after my shat.

I fart.

I sit back down.

I shit.

I change my pants.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 12:54 PM

Twerking while shitting.

So what?

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 11:27 AM

Routine fucked-up. Nice shit. Multi-shaped.

Could be a piece of modern artwork.

Shall be a piece of modern artwork.

Will be a piece of modern artwork.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 04:24 AM

New day, new shit.

Monday, 28 September 2020| 07:51 PM

…and after a short nap, crap gets out much easily. 🙂

Monday, 28 September 2020 | 06:25 PM

I’m so tired I can’t feel there’s shit coming out of me.

I shall have a nap, then try again.

Monday, 28 September 2020 |10:04 AM

This shat was so smooth I can even think someone greased my whole bowels while I was sleeping.

Sunday, 27 September 2020 | 10:48 AM

Summer goes away, autumn takes its place.

Leaves on the ground,

Rain makes no sound,

I am farting and splashing, I am the king of shit.

Saturday, 26 September 2020 | 11:22 AM

Mission accomplished. Not having a shit after a binge eating of sushi.

Friday, 25 September 2020 | 10:56 AM

Since during the last 10 days I am only eating dull food, I am already focusing on my forthcoming lunch at the sushi restaurant.

After that even my shit will uramake a great smell!

Thursday, 24 September 2020 | 11:26 AM

Pretty – well not that pretty – disappointing amount of crap. For the records.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 02:49 PM

You know when you vacuum-pack stuff?

Well, It looks like my bowels did the same exact thing to my tirds.

Wednesday, 23 September 2020 | 08:10 AM

For shitting out loud! Loads from my load!

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 11:57 PM

Burping while shitting it’s not weird

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 10:21 AM

You know those games where you pick the difficulty at the beginning?

Well, if the game was shitting, eating vegetables makes it the easier version.

I am still not sure which one is the hardest, though 🤔

Tuesday, 22 September 2020 | 03:49 AM

Too thoughtful for sleeping.

I’ll take a shit then!

Monday, 21 September 2020 | 02:45 PM

Reprise-surprise!!