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Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

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First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not.

Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But it was delicious. And I am just going to suffer, but I’ll be always keep doing it!

Now my toilet is radioactive .-.

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What is your favorite restaurant?

I guess it is that Indian restaurant I love, it’s cheap, and I shit a lot after that…

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Well well, I’ll be CEO of my shit business? The Shy Tird will become a great firm, still talking about shit, selling shit. Whatever else I don’t know. But it will be great!!

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What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

Chronologically,

First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it.

Second, taking a shit right after it.

Third, tird.

Four, well, lunch!

Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

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My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from.

I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore, and my bowels now is cross with me.

Every day I hold farts during my morning commute from her’s to mine, trying not to brick myself, then I arrive home and I take a shit.

This morning there’ve been a little variation, I forgot my keys. SHIT.

Luckily my flatmate was in, and let me in the house, otherwise I don’t know where I could have shat.

Uh… home sweet home!

Greetings from the toilet!

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Describe something you learned in high school.

You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then.

Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learn social skills from your friends, you learn what money means, you learn love, you learn stuff can go wrong. You learn life is complex.

And that’s exactly what I learned in High school. Things can go rough. Especially with my intestines. Every exam, every test, I suffered anxiety. What I learned is, my anxiety goes strictly to my bowels, hence causing me turmoil. Hence giving me diarrhoea. Causing me to hold farts for the whole school day, and sometimes just venting a little bit, learning to master it… eventually making my life complex.

From that moment on I discovered there was something I will have had to take care of for the rest of my life, shit.

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Describe one positive change you have made in your life.

Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit!

It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve my life every day, making it a little more efficient every adjustment I make. Now even my poops are effective! I write every time every day, indoor, outdoor, constipated, loose, no bad conditions can cause me distress, inky diarrhoea, but I am always reporting it!

I am an happy person now!

Wednesday, 12 April 2023 | 09:15 AM

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Not the best shit ever. Actually, it’s one of the worst.

I even moved my laptop on a stool to work from the toilet, so to give my bowels all the time it needed. But nothing, still nothing!