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When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

About ten minutes ago.

I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds.

I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everything went well, no diarrhoea, my boss is still out, and I opened the window, no smell left.

Mission accomplished!

Thursday, 27 April 2023 | 07:07 AM

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The thing is, this morning is quite too early, but I just gotta go to work.

I’d need to expel all the piled poop, but my bowels are still sleeping….

Just a turd got out. Now, I hope I won’r have problems today

Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM

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I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen.

Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response.

Under 10 farts during the rest of the day means I found it,

Over 10 means I gotta keep looking 🙁

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What makes you nervous?

Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it.

This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

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Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats.

This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out!

At the moment I gotta admit I find the get out a little easier, I mean, right the moment of expulsion. Less contracted.

Nice. I’ll meep updated

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

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Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff.

You know what was overdeveloped instead?

The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish.

So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now, my toilet.

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

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I don’t know, this morning shit is dull.

Frankly, eating and drinking as healthy as possible is inversely proportional to shit coolness, and pain.

There’s a choice to be made here. Today I choose comfort

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How do you use social media?

Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta.

Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff, and making reviews of toilet tools.

Idk where will it get, but I’ll keep running shitting