As expected, turmoil in my bowels forced me on the toilet.

This time it was SERIOUS shit

I’m not much convinced by the amount of poop Imve just deployed. I believe there’s more to come…

But I accept it for now.

Let’s begin my day. It’s a bit late already!

I was actually satisfied with my poop this morning, until I noticed I’d still need some.

I feel it inside, burning my soul.

Fuck. Let’s hope for the best

Just arrived in a shared workspace, didn’t take a worthy shit this morning, so… gotta be doing it NOW!

The place is nice, clean and pretty well sound-isolated.

Nice.

Decent.

Decent shit.

Nice poop.

My arsehole is very relieved

Still at my friends, yet on the toilet.

Just a very litke little turd:(

Fuck it

Finally taking some shit, AFTER TWO CONSTIPATED DAYS!!

Perhaps I would have preferred if I was at home, but I’m at my friends in Milan for a couple of days…

Well, better than nothing!

Second day of constipation.

Feel bad

Constipation day

Hello world! I’m back at taking shit!

Feels like yesterday when I was taking harsh shit all night long…

Oh wait… it wasn’t yesterday. it was today already!

My shit sessions:

2:49 AM

3:38 AM

7:20 AM

I hope this is the last one for today…

Probably hanging out with my friend having four beers each, not having dinner wasn’t the best idea on a Thursday night….

Still shitting.

Meanwhile, I took advantage of this bonus time and I took my laptop, One hour of overdue work is done.

My cat purrs. I take gross shit

Went out with best friend for a beer, came back for dinner, but the beers were four, each.

I had dinner and straight to bed.

It’s 2:49 AM, now I’m texting my friend ‘shitting badly’. Indeed.

My bowels are upside down

Yesterday I had no shit.

Today I burst through the bottom of the toilet with a fucking huge turd!

HUGE!

Looks like no stimula today.

A few turds don’t make a shit.

Or they do?

Just a few hours ago, I rated my morning shit 6/10. It was sticky but pretty much inconsistent. Just didn’t align with that heavy ‘melanzane alla parmigiana‘ I ate for dinner.

Now, NOW I GET IT.

Not even 10 minutes had passed, and my farts were freaking mystic. Just stink. only a few more out and….

Now I’m back at it. STICKY AND VEEERY CONSISTENT.

I’d say this does align with my dinner, now this is a 9/10.

And. Oh shit please stop! I’ve got work to do!!