Today me and my girlfriend are on a one-day vacation.

Cool!

Just woke up. First thing? SHIT.

Whoa

Even my bowels love vacation!

Wonderful shit this morning

9/10

Horrible smell. My cats love it. I hate it. It’s horrible.

Bad reeky shit

Am having some trouble taking a shit this morning.

Oh wait. Here it is!

A SHY TIRD

Some shit (even a few turds) is better than nothing…

This morning it’s like this. Not utter satisfaction, yet something!

Only a little turd because I has pizza yesterday

I hate it when I’m late and I found myself still on the toilet when people start calling me from work

I just had to wait until my stomach was full and could push on my bowels.

So, second shit of the day comes

Tbh I thought I would have taken another shit this morning. That’s why the first one two hours ago wasn’t worth telling anybody

Constipation, followed by dry turds. Only in the end there was something worth shit’s name.

Horrible

I’m not satisfied with this shit today.

Not at all

Another shit. But this time it’s loooose

Another day of simole shit

Shit, just shit today

So… red wine + Japanese food + white wine + beer?

You all know the conclusion to this equation

And my bowels now more than anybody