Monday, 20 April 2026 | 6:56 AM

20 Apr, 2026

by theshytird

I woke up in the middle of the night, strong headache and bowels pulsing.

It took me almost thirty minutes, but I deployed a lot if shit. Took so much, it made my cat worrying for me, he entered the loo to check.

Luckily I was almost done, so I got back to sleep with him.

…and this was what happened during the night.

Right now, just woke up. Utterly wrecked.

I slept very poorly. My headache is still there.

I need some more shit.

Shit.

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