Constipated day :/

I love taking shits in the morning, gives me mood for the rest of the day.

Today it was a little uneasy, that hamburger I had for dinner was a little heavy, I guess…

Still fine, at least my toilet is happy 🙂

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit!

So why don’t you get out already!?

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line.

My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Fair amount of shit. 5/10. Useful but dull. Way too dull

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though.

I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet

A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today.

Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is.

Dunno. Just a feeling…