Not much, just shit!

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner.

Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours.

My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated the whole abdominal organs.

Oh, finally, I’ve done some shit, I thought I’d have done more, more and more, but instead only a part, I guess I’m going to need patience for the rest of the day…

I have a web meeting planned in five minutes, but I’m right here, sitting on my toilet… shit!

Let’s hurry up!!

I feel like I’ve already fully discharged, but I feel like there’s a shy tird still missing… uhm, weird, I had a cabbage soup for dinner… usually it acts as a purgative…

My morning shit has been delayed. I don’t feel very good today, slept badly, because if my bowels :/

Can’t sleep, can’t understand why.

Trying to so some shit.

One huge turd got out.

Now I hope for the best

Just got home from my weekend trip.

First thing first: SHIT

Not an easy shit this morning….

It is intermittent and inconsistent.

Oh wait… I was almost standing up, when my arsehole asked for something greater.

KABOOOM!

Ok the day has started!

My friend’s birthday celebration produced: A LOT OF EATING AND DRINKING.

Resulting in a urge for discharge this morning, ain’t it?

Should be, but instead, I only produced a lil turd…