Had herring salad for dinner.

Anybody knows the effect?

Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart

fart

Nother fart

Fart

Ok they’re too man-FART!

I go take a shit now

S-HIT! BOOM

Ok so what?

Ate too many baked potatoes for dinner, I thought my girlfriend would have eaten more of that, and I cooked some more. In the end I couldn’t finish but I had to, they’re not good the day after, and I would have thrown them away.

Was it wrong though? In the end I am throwing them away in another way right now, they’re shit now. Turds.

Baked turds. Exploding bakes turds.

I hope there aren’t many bombs left…

There ain’t much to say about the current status of my shit this morning.

It was hard, hard to shit, hard life today I feel weak and dizzy.

Shit.

Btw I believe there’s still a lot inside me to get rid of, it takes at least three days to get back to routine after the weekend spent eating at my mother in law.

Perhaps some turds on the go. Better go to the toilet.

Yep. That’s what it is.

Just way too less than needed

Uhm…. another constipated day. I’m at my girlfriend’s mom and she always cooks for ten people, even if we’re just 2. Fuck. I miss my home toilet!

I hate two-in-a-row constipated day

Woke up too late for having a real shit…

I’ll pass that today. Hope everything will go well

I have nausea and vertigo, I’ve been sitting on my toilet for almost one hour. I feel sick.

I maintained a streak of 20 days not drinking alcohol, and yesterday I broke it. Had a beer and four red wine glasses. The result is something I was desperately avoiding.

It’s not that I have any kind of addiction, but I noticed I feel way too better when I’m not drinking. And I mean not just physically, my mind benefits from it the most! Lucidity, optimism, memory improved, and an energetic frenzy for projects, stuff to learn and work.

Fuck yeah, I’m going to break my 20-day milestone this time!

But now, I must pay for my mistakes, taking a one-hour-long shit, squashy liquid reeky shit.

No shit this morning :/

Hence not much to say about

At first poop didn’t want to get out. There was no chance. Then, suddenly, while pushing and pulling my arsehole for the 100th time, BLOPBLOP. Everything out at once!

Nice