At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit.

Urged my girlfriend to get out.

Finally sat there, on my throne.

Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted..

Well, I sat there for ten more minutes but nothing came out.

In the end I stared at the bottom of the toilet and there it was… okay, I definitely was distracted!!

Ooops.

Let me just leave… it’s late!

More shit.

Feeling less and less well..

Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen in a day plenty of appointments.

You know, you can’t even tell people you’re unwell… a cold would be better! Anything would be better

Some more crap.

What was uneventful before, looks like an unpleasant day unrolling…

Not much to say about my morning shit.

Just shit today.

7.5/10 nice

I don’t remember when was the last time I ate a sandwich bought at the supermarket.

You know, those priced 2€.

I spent sooo little. Yeah, cool!

What the fuck, I’m having diarrhoea right now!

Fucking hell! What’s inside those fucks!!

A huge turd a day leaves the doctor away!

Or behind the corner, it depends.

You can’t really tell how well you are only looking at your shit. Unless you’re a doctor.

Oh well, I feel good though

Even if I’m fully done with taking shit this morning, I’d like to do some more!

It’s kid of addicting!

Just a little poop-poop before yum-yum

Lot of shit and my tummy hurts. Weird.

Still, nice. Because I am fully discharged

I reckon that taking a proper shit might just rank among life’s ultimate pleasures.