I already knew, but here I am.

Constipated for a pizza.

Actually they were three.

they were small, but my favourite…

Hell

Can shit be nice?

Today is nice

Not too smelly. Good shape

Good shit

Not painful

Got out pretty fast

Good

9/10

Unexpected burst of shit

Lucy was heavy

Three turds chilling in the pool, staring at my arsehole while lying flat on the water.

Gross

Back home after three days at my mother in law’s

Well, Taking a shit good.

Fuck how good I eat at her’s, and How bad My bowels feeel!

Well.

Back home

Shit home

Fuck. Haaard very very shit

Very hard

Hard to shit.

Much.

I mean, i feel it, I’ve been constipated for two days, now it’s hard to hard shit

Another constipated day

A dull turd

Just a constipated morning