Taking a shit is awesome.

This morning I really thought I wouldn’t gave made it, you know, I ate pizza for dinner…

Normally I’m constipated the day next, but today NOOOOPE!

Shit just got out pretty easily!

NICE!

Gotta admit eating veggies and fruit makes shit a lot easier!

Duh! No news!

Yeah yeah, but it is very difficult to stay committed to that!

Feels like there is more shit here inside me, but you know, can’t carve it out!

Taking a reeal shit now

I noticed the pasta I had for lunch expired two months ago…

Then I had ice cream :3

Love it when shit’s so quick.

I mean, immediate. Just sat on.

splash

What does shit look like the day after a party?

Yes.

Just like that!

Also, I forgot to eat before started drinking…

Yeah, bad

As expected, new shit came

Love it when I can work from the toilet!

Sooo focusing!