Uhm… I hoped for more shit.

Gotta settle for it

Back home after some days of trip with my friends.

The summary of my bowels movements is: no movement at all for the first 3 days – while eating A LOT.

At the 4th day some shots of shits. Just sprouts.

At the 5th day, some normal amount in the morning, but I guess I just lifted the lid, the smell of my farts have been insidious for the rest of the day. Some rapid loose shit before dinner, and then nothing.

Now I’m back home. I had breakfast, and then I dashed to the loo – where I am now.

I’m downloading.

After three days of constipation, my body seems to have kept up the pace… or at least, after skipped 3 days, everything looks back to normal.

But.

The thing now is.

Where the hell did the shit I had to take during these other days go?

Third day of vacation. Yet, still constipated.

Only a few turds just dropped from my arsehole. But it’s clear this quantity can’t be defined as sufficient.

I ate too much to be producing just this

I’m on vacation.

This means: CONSTIPATION

Normal shit, bowels bloated as usual

Had pasta for dinner.

Today: utter constipation

Another night losing sleep. Same reason.

Perhaps I could have avoided having dinner at Chinese restaurant and having beer… yes, sure…

But….

And now some serious shit

Finally, after way too long, the shit impeding me sleeping arrived at destination.

Byebye.

And fuck you

Finally, after two hours of sleep interruption, shit had gotten out.

At least some