A little shit in the morning makes me smile

Partitioned stratified multi-phase shit.

In the end, not enough

Normal shit today but great fartss

Just got back from my one-week-long trip.

This time I didn’t experience much constipation.

Nevertheless, I filled the toilet with my poop this morning.

And it was utter satisfaction. I guess it was a 9/10

First time drinking natural wine. Fuck yeah! No afterdraw!

Well… yes…

My bowels have some…

LOOOSE! 😋

Wish I made more shit right now.

But, you know, can’t control the world.

Can’t control my brain

Can’t control my bowels.

Finally my morning shit.

Am at my cousin’s degree party and I just drank and ate stupid stuff. No shit at all.

Now, finally. The urge kicked in.

And I took it ASAP

It’s just A LOT OF SHIT.

But not much.

Just reeeeeeky

It’a incredible how much shit a person can do in the morning.

I mean is pretty weird, sometimes I can’t even take a single turd, this time I kinda unlocked the full potential of my bowels.

Must be that pollo asado I had for lunch and a dinner with friends drinking i-don’t-know-how-much red wine.

NATURAL red wine though. SO NICE, I feel normal, and I took loads of shit.

Woah

Yesterday I had diarrhoea three times in the evening. I am pretty sure it was because I’ve decided to eat loads of grape as a snack before lunch.

What I can’t understand is why I’m still having loose shit the morning after :/