last poops
Friday, 2 January 2026 | 9:45 AM
Another poop moment
Hasty, uneasy, bad
Friday, 2 January 2026 | 8:11 AM
Ouch! Painful session.
It’s very difficult to concentrate on writing. TBH I kinda was expecting this painful shit since the first constipated day a week ago. Now it looks like it’s time!
Yesterday I prepared Pad Thai with my girlfriend. I chose not to make it too spicy. Everything was mixed very well. We made an excellent job. I even digested it fairly. IDK. I don’t know what happened.
I’ll just stop asking myself why. It just happened.
Right.
Let’s hope I survive
Thursday, 1 January 2026 | 6:25 PM
Woah, two huge turds!
Thursday, 1 January 2026 | 11:18 AM
Mh, something in the end got out….
Not much.
But at least my year started with a little shy tird!
Thursday, 1 January 2026 | 11:09 AM
So the new year began uh?
And I’m starting it with constipation?
Mh.
Too bad.
Too bad….
Wednesday, 31 December 2025 | 10:25 AM
Could be because of oversleeping… but no shit this morning 🙁
Tuesday, 29 December 2025 | 3:30PM
Finally. FINALLY!
Some sort of mild-diarrhoea gets my bowel loose.
Is constipation over?
Tuesday, 30 December 2025 | 10:08 AM
Great! Just happens it was indeed a cork this morning. More shit coming right now
Tuesday, 30 December 2025 | 7:57 AM
This morning I pooped a cork.
Or at least it looks like it.. and it kinda worked like one.
Hopingly constipation ends today!
Will it though? :/
Monday, 29 December 2025 | 9:54 AM
Oh great… I thought comstipation was finished…
IT IS NOT 🙁
I think I got 2/3 kilos of just poop inside me