Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:46 AM

Oh c’mon!

The best part: no more toilet paper in the roll.

Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM

Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine.

‘Right. I needed a shit.

Hope I could sleep now.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 09:02 AM

Reprise.

Q.E.D.

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

First thing in the morning: poop.

I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday.

The future is certain.

Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM

I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway.

Well I just produced a peep

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM

How peculiar!

I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 03:26 PM

I can’t keep shitting twice a day. I got stuff to do!!

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM

After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit.

It seems to be floating, but it is a lie! The bastard is just sticking to the china white wall brushing against the water surface, just like a crocodile waiting for its quarry.

The funny thing is: it fell. My insults might have made him feel ashamed…

Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 05:11 PM

Will it be last time for today? I sincerely hope so.

Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 01:48 PM

Incredible how much matter I still had in my belly.

I should stop eating pizza for dinner