Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 10:43 PM

So far, not good.

I don’t get it, where is my body taking this shit from? Where was it stored?

Biology is such a mystery.

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 06:46 PM

Diarrhoea today!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 05:37 PM

I can’t understand why do I need to shit this much today, I just ate broccoli!

I mean, ok, I was on a rush earlier today, I had no time to make it all! I was skyping with my girlfriend and I had got to be fast… Still… That’s a big amount of crap!

Sunday, 2 February 2020 | 01:15 PM

That was flash!

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 09:14 PM

Another pop.

Today just disappointing points

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 02:51 PM

Insignificant

Saturday, 1 February 2020 | 11:28 AM

Another month just passed by and I haven’t skipped a day from alcohol. It’s funny though, my shit has never felt better.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:38 PM

Such an awesome time! I just wrote something in Chinese ideograms with my feces. I can’t write nor understand any word in Chinese though- I just hope it’s a swear word.

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 06:13 PM

My usual shat before going running.

I was waiting for that the whole day! Fuck, just stupid farts!

Friday, 31 January 2020 | 07:35 AM

Love it when it naturally descends laying on the bed of the pond.