Am at an Expo

Guess what

Needed to find the nearest restrooms.

Shit done.

Let’s get back to work

Marvellous breakfast.

Best cappuccino ever.

Immediate shit.

The perk is, the toilet has just been cleaned, and I’m the first one using it!

BEST DAY EVER

I’m in Milan for a few days.

Yesterday I went to a Chinese restaurant.

It was Sichuan cuisine.

This morning my arsehole transformed into a dragon.

BREATHES FIRE!

Uhm… perhaps is diarrhoea.

Mh.. feels something pulsating.

Shit is loose….

I have a flight to take in the evening

Bad scenario here…

Last time I ate a fruit or a veggie was one week ago I reckon…

Nevertheless, shit got out pretty immediately this morning. How weird.

A few other turds after a speedy workout.

Fine

Yesterday night, while tucking into bed, I farted – you know, just a little one – and my girlfriend shouted “PUAAH TOO BAD!”

She’s right… but it’s the price to pay for visiting her mom, and eating her – frankly very good – food she prepares.

Fair.

Shit this morning is more than fair.

Mh, I think I may know this smell… I kinda dreamt of it… oh, wait a moment…

Weekend ant my mother-in-law’s.

We overslept, I’m still drowsy, can’t understand what I am nor who am I. Lol

I was constipated at first, then, pebble by pebble, turd by tird, everything got out.

Problem is we stil have two lunches and one dinner to go

Poor bowels

Yesterday I made so much poop that this morning there’s nothing left to be expelled

Third poop session.

Fuck

Wine diarrohea