Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’

Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See?

My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 09:15 AM

Reprise.

I knew that! For that I haven’t even tried to stand up! 🥴

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM

I’ve been sitting here for ages! Why do I always have to wait so long?

I sometimes imagine surgeons removing constipations. It must be horrible. A kind of a giant cork made of crap, perhaps they even need to cut it in pieces…

I feel you surgeons!

Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM

My body temperature is 37.5ºC. Nice. Last thing you’d like during a pandemic is symptoms …

And my shit smells bad. At least this helps diagnostics this time. 🙃

Wednseday, 1 April 2020 | 02:21 PM

If yesterday I was lamenting my shats were dull, now that my anus burns after that yesterday’s spicy rice I am no more bored

Wednesday, 1 April 2020 | 10:43 AM

If today coronavirus would simply leave, i reckon it would be the best April’s fool ever.

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM

I am kinda tempted to start eating junk food again just to present more appealing stories.

Shit’s so dull when you don’t struggle!

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 10:50 AM

Duh

Monday, 30 March 2020 | 05:52 PM

Rapid shit before sticking myself in front of computer till 2 AM

Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 05:40 PM

I love those ninja tirds hiding in my bowels, they reveal themselves when I least expect ‘em.

Luckily I spend most of my life sitting on the toilet!