Wednesday, 22 April 2020 | 02:07 PM

Today I farted so strongly I painted all the toilet in brown

Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 06:03 PM

Usual poop before going out running.

It seems my body feels like ‘I gotta lighten up!’

Tuesday, 21 April 2020 | 12:49 PM

A world inside crap is lurking. It is called the world of fancy poop.

Fancy poop is a pandimensional character existing in the world to keep balance inside our universe. More informations soon.

Monday, 20 April 2020 | 05:59 PM

This quarantine is getting me crazy.

Let’s begin running again.

Uh! A lil’ shit first!

Monday, 20 April 2020 | 08:01 AM

Flash poop, gotta rush back to work stuff.

Deadline’s approaching.

Poop though it’s more important.

Poop is the most important thing in the world in fact.

Sunday, 19 April 2020 | 01:00 PM

I had to wait till exactly one o’clock to be teleported back to my toilet. After the whirlwind suck me out, I passed out.

When I woke up I was surrounded by a huge amount of crap. The stink was terrible. It hadn’t take me much to understand I ended up into the sewage system. Everybody thinks is full of rats and bugs. Well. That is true. There are alligators as well!

Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM

Today I’ve held it inside until exaclty nine o’clock, for no reason whatsoever.

That’s the maximum level of creativity I’m able to exploit under this conditions.

Wait! What kind of sorcery is this? My tirds are now magically whirlwinding forming a perfect number nine inside my toilet!

Aaaaa! Help me! It’s sucking me out!

Friday, 17 April 2020 | 05:44 PM

I think even my toilet is sick of my crap everyday

Friday, 17 April 2020 | 10:49 AM

Some posts are fillers.

Thursday, 16 April 2020 | 10:57 PM

I just finished watching HBO’s Watchmen. Now I wonder, does Doctor Manhattan shit?

And if so, are they actual meteors?