Wednesday, 30 September 2020 | 02:08 AM

With a little help from sone peanuts.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 |01:06 PM

Just stood up after my shat.

I fart.

I sit back down.

I shit.

I change my pants.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 12:54 PM

Twerking while shitting.

So what?

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 11:27 AM

Routine fucked-up. Nice shit. Multi-shaped.

Could be a piece of modern artwork.

Shall be a piece of modern artwork.

Will be a piece of modern artwork.

Tuesday, 29 September 2020 | 04:24 AM

New day, new shit.

Monday, 28 September 2020| 07:51 PM

…and after a short nap, crap gets out much easily. 🙂

Monday, 28 September 2020 | 06:25 PM

I’m so tired I can’t feel there’s shit coming out of me.

I shall have a nap, then try again.

Monday, 28 September 2020 |10:04 AM

This shat was so smooth I can even think someone greased my whole bowels while I was sleeping.

Sunday, 27 September 2020 | 10:48 AM

Summer goes away, autumn takes its place.

Leaves on the ground,

Rain makes no sound,

I am farting and splashing, I am the king of shit.

Saturday, 26 September 2020 | 11:22 AM

Mission accomplished. Not having a shit after a binge eating of sushi.