Lil’ shit before lunch

My arse’s makes clunch

Funny how time passes by… I have been shitting on the very same toilet for many many years now.

And nothing has never change :’)

Shit’s smell in the morning still makes me puke

Ginger infusion has a laxative effect.

Pretty instant

Yeah, why not another one post workout?

Well, apparently it hasn’t finished yet.

BUT IT HUUUUUGH-HUURTS!

I mean REALLY!!

Pleease stoop!

Stooop poop

Still shitting. Must be those lentils I had for lunch…

Lentils are great. But only if you’re to stay home for the rest of your life.

It is just another introspective crap.

At last it extroverted itself, of you know what I mean…

Since I don’t feel like working, and I got to work from home, I think I’ll just spend the entire day sitting on my white throne. It is more productive.

Much more. 💩

Shats after a workout are just relieving.

Much.