WC at work is broken.

I am home now.

POOOOPFREEEDOOOM

The price of oversleeping is to have my morning shit in front of my laptop, working in the best environment possible, the loo.

During the last month I’ve been studying cryptocurrencies, there’s never been a more appropriate point in time to create a proper shitcoin, the SHYT.

The only problem is, I don’t have the knowledge to do so 🙁

It’s so difficult to take a shit while the real estate agent is trying to sell my house…

Well, he could be saying the same thing on how difficult it is to be selling a house using his owner’s shit smell as a quirky perk 🤔

Yesterday I had pasta for lunch and pork meat for dinner.

I am not used to them anymore. And I am used to this smell no more!

Luckily it just lasted a couple of minutes

The beginning of the working week is dull, such as my dry dark crap.

Instead of focusing on these bad aspects of my day, I decide to focus on something else, much much worthy. Crap I am going to expel tomorrow.

I am so much into shit-madness 🤷

I love those Sundays spent in bed with my girlfriend, sex, sleep, cuddles, sex, farts.

The only cons is I completely forgot to have a shit. Let’s catch up immediately!

*Splash*

More shit is coming, where does it come from though?

I haven’t even eaten today

You know those pets who wake you up at night? You love them, but you still hate it when they do that.

Change pets with shit.

Same

As I said this morning, I miss my adventures… 😔

What lifts me up though, is that I started climbing lesson, in a couple of months I will be able to have a shit hanging on a cliff 🧗🏽