Everybody knows that an apple a day leaves the doctor away.

The reason is simple. As long as you keep eating fruits, you won’t coo your bowels. I

I forgot to eat any fruit for a week, now I am constipated… 😣

I guess anxiety before a job interview plus loads of different cheese types for lunch is making this session worth laughing.

Short an fast.

Later than usual,

Makes this shit delusional

I don’t understand how possible it is, I forgot to post this morning. I shat! Copiously too!

What’s wrong with me???

I am watching youtube videos sitting on my toilet instead of lying on my bed because I had Chinese food for dinner, and a curry for lunch. And, well, I shit!

They say, if you keep doing the same thing every day for a long while, you master it.

If that’s correct, imma be the master of shit.

Consistency is key. Pun intended.

First things first. There’s a long rope made of poop in my toilet. It came from my arse.

It is now silently entering in the foamy pool.

Uh, now it’s solid.

Toilet sweet toilet.

No shit happened to have got out of me today.

Only splendid terrific rotten farts. Terrible

Just arrived back home after a 2-day sleepover.

I ate too much.

Now I shit for the third time in a day, and the amount of crap for each one is still much more than a single normal day shit.

Great day.