Dull

I feel more shit inside than what I see outside

As I would have expected my bowels hurt as disposing of what yesterday was a delicious kebab lunch and a huge portion of chips for dinner.

The more I go on, the more I reckon my proctologist should be informed of this blog of mine.

There’s only one big problem, I don’t have a proctologist.

Actually two, shit has never stopped coming out of my arse. And it hurts even more.

Peace ✌️

Fragments of an animal that have been.

I wish I could shit more. My routine is chaos these days, and it fucks up my shit habits.

To be sure not to miss a good shot though, I ate a saucy kebab.

Looking forward to my next session now!

At my faculty’s closet. No toilet paper.

Guess I’ll show it my ninja skills I learned!

Still Grinding.

Yet satisfying

I thought I was going to shit much more. I ate more than I could ever thought on my yesterday’s lunch

Me and my girlfriend rented an AirB&B for the night.

I am trying to have a shit now, but what restraints me from having a shit is not my girlfriend staring at me. It is the old mother of our apartment tenant sleeping in the room beside ours

I lost a cork in yesterday’s mayhem.

A little hangovery, guess I found it. It popped out of my arse.

Just shit.
Sometimes it’s just what it is!

Pretty disappointing. I ate pizza yesterday, and I keep feeling movements inside me. That brown serpent is hiding! Bastard!