Gotta admit it… even for a shit enthusiast like me, there are some periods when I find shitting sooo frustrating! It takes me so much time, so much energy… ‘C’mooon! I’ve got stuff to do!’

Luckily this downhearted times only last for a week or two, then I can focus back on what I like the most, taking a poop 😌

I was so caught up in this shit I forgot to stop.

Yes, I will shit for evah!

Somebody hands me a cork! Quickly!

Some juicy liquid wraps my turds, making it easier to plop.

Unfilling

I am not sure whether it’s all out or not

3-inch-long rod abruptly off my arse.

Mondays should be declared illegal. I can’t shit, my arse still believes it’s the weekend!

This morning I spent some time minting NFTs of my shit related artworks. It’s not that cool for artists who are not also techno-geeks, though, I did it anyways. I wonder if some time in the future my shit will be worth millions, and my digital art too!

Btw, the turd I’ve just arse-crafted was almost one inch thick!

I don’t know what to write. I am distracted. My girlfriend is twerking right beside me.

I can’t even shit!

Shit does not come out.