Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I am the kind of person who orders it once a month. I thought I would have had a good solid Tird for shitting this morning, but it didn’t happen 🙁

Only a few droplets, such a shame!

Even if I spent 40 minutes trying, no turd got out.

Not even a shy one 🙁

In the morning pooping often does not come easily, nevertheless I don’t haste, I grab my hammer and I build this shit BRICK BY BRICK!

Gotta admit I thought I had more to shit today.. yesterday I took it for relaxing, the most relaxed one was my digestive system, I barely ate. I did no poop. I rested

Now it kinda feels something has piled up inside me..

Since I emptied myself less than 4 hours ago, I don’t have anything to do here, sitting on the toil- OH WAIT! Here’s a little thing.

A crazy little thing called tird

My belly hurts, btw…

Fucking back home.

Crap from my arse becomes PAIN.

Cannot describe it better.

Okay, long story short, I’ve just left a party in the middle of nowhere. I spent the whole week abstaining from alcohol. Tomorrow I’ve got to work pretty early.

I have just left the place. I mean, I drove for like 100 meters, then I had to pull over, DIARRHOEA coming.

Now I am writing, my cheeks spread right next to an olive tree (I mean, I feel its leaves caressing my butt), shit getting out. My bowels hurt.

Everything seems sooo ordinary..

Gotta share this, I spent the day learning how to print in 3D with earth. Aka mud.

Aka it looks like you basically print with shit. I mean, there’s this brownish stuff being extruded. It’s dirt. It fucking shit!

Fun day.

There’s nothing else I did apart from open my eyes and sitting on the toilet this morning. Normally it doesn’t work. I mean, nothing works, my body don’t. Nevertheless I am shitting with no troubles.

Yeah, I know, this post doesn’t tell much. But think about it, it’s one kind of a goal to reach!

Just a little nugget at work, my boss invited me an ice cream, you know…