I haven’t given up on my dream to become a shitfluencer millionaire, so I keep shitting!

Today, a little harder than yesterday, it comes without scent at all.

I hope one day I could sell my shit to somebody

Sadly, another morning with nothing but air from my arse 🙁

Still positive on the bad shit. I repeat, it’s the naughtier in weeks.

I am crouching in pain!

Well it is official, there’s clearly something going on with my intestines, I am dying in pain even if I’ve been almost fasting for an entire week!!

Oh fuck me!

Pretty early for a piece of shit ah? Well not so much considering I woke myself up at 1:30AM…

Btw this is the naughtier shit in weeks! It’s so creamy one could use it as a gourmet sauce!

I am fucking insomniac, Some weeks ago I’ve decided a new drastic strategy, no more dinner. For insomnia is not doing much by the moment, for my shit it’s just that I have no shit to do! There’s nothing inside me!

I am empty and I feel so!

Depressed repressed

Finally a few stones came out

No shit.

2-day streak, my biology is fucked up

No shit

How peculiar, it’s been at least a week since my shit stained the toilet paper when wiping off

I flushed down thrice. The turd is still floating mid-water.

Fuck it.