Seems like the morning is not the best time for my arse anymore :/

After a few more turds my arse started aching.

Now I wonder, What am I doing wrong?

As I opened my eyes I noticed a huge fart was trapped inside me. I waited and waited, even had breakfast, then I sat here on my white throne, and POP, there it came.

Out! Safe and SOUND! Loyally followed by three turd folks, they all loved the dive!

Long have I been waiting for this dung to come out. Now that’s out I kinda miss it

I’m stuck sitting on the toilet. Been here for some thirty minutes. Yet no burden has left.

Still here waiting. But I got no time anymore.

Gotta bail.

Second attempt.

Oh nuggets!

New day, new week let’s see what we get.

Absolutely nothing!

Nnnoope

I haven’t given up on my dream to become a shitfluencer millionaire, so I keep shitting!

Today, a little harder than yesterday, it comes without scent at all.

I hope one day I could sell my shit to somebody

Sadly, another morning with nothing but air from my arse 🙁