Struggling a bit too much for some crap. Nothing nothing for fifteen minutes, then just a few crumbles

That’s a real blue monday 🙁

Et voilà la SHIT!

To be fair, I thought I was going to exploit more, after all yesterday I had no shit at all

At the end of the day I had no shit whatsoever 🙁

Saturday began with some DIY. Some physical work, movements, and stuff, made my body realise I had no shit at all.

I amused my girlfriend, who helped me thoroughly during the job, with LOADS OF FAARTS!

Nice. So nice. So now I am sitting here on the toilet but no shit gets out 🙁

Btw, every time my mom cooks Mexican tortillas, I end up shouting shitting in pain.

They’re actually really good, when one’s eating them, the day after though, you wish you never ate ‘em!

Gotta admit I am deeply sad for what Russia is doing right now.

I keep shitting, but instead I would very much rather doing it on top of his head.

Today it is especially sneaky

Not even time to enjoy my breakfast! My anus is already pulsating looking forward to sitting on the white deliverer

Post-work fine shit

A bow turd. I could go hunt now!

Certain reprisal shit.