last   poops

Monday, 22 August 2022 | 09:32 AM

A persistent pain demands my awakening. I don’t know if I am actually alert at the moment. I can smell that badly though, that is for sure.

I’m going to need to go back to sleep now. Arsehole stretched. Calmer

Sunday, 21 August 2022 | 11:34 AM

My holidays are lasting pretty long. Which is cool. Thing is I’ve been drinking every day for the last one month, and over-eating too! I feel like there’s a limit in me, but feels like I got used to it now… dunno.

My shit looks so healthy, creamy, on time, soft… well, who cares. Let’s demand everything regarding crap to my bowels…

Thursday, 18 August 2022 | 11:46 AM

Another fucked up day, back home at 8AM, awake already at 11. Btw, what really woke me up was a spiky turd trying to kill me. I had to discharge.

The smell inside the toilet is new, I mean, very weird never having smelled something like it before! Almost touching!🥹

Tuesday, 16 August 2022 | 11:07 AM

Not feeling great. I mean, my body keeps staying alive, active, real, good.

Inside there’s nothing going on right. It’s just too difficult to tell that anyhow, but I simply had too much wine. Yes, I keep saying that a lot in the last few weeks, but it is true! I am drinking way too much!

But it’s ok, as long as it keeps me writing on my blog it is fine.

You know what’s not fine? I know, I already said that, but that is utterly true, There’s lava inside here, it melts the toilet, but my arsehole still holds.

Ah, BTW, I am at a friend’s, there ten people sleeping here and there… Well I hope nobody needs the toilet for at least one hour… it’s radioactive!